this is fucked up
So I finally off-load the ex into wherever the hell he went... So I'm thinking, finally, a little peace, a little quiet, being on my own - all good things, right?
Well, this is just a hypothesis, as I am NOT a trained medical professional, but...
When I am running a stress marathon (meaning, a long distance of abnormally high stress), I typically get sick when it is over or very close to being over. My body is tired, my mind is tired and it all just sort of gives up for a bit.
So it happened today... I developed a cough on Friday. Had it Saturday. Got worse last night. MUCH worse today. Left work early to go to the Dr, took some chest x-rays, and low and behold, I am told I have pneumonia.
How much does that suck? I'm only four hours into about 3 more days (at a minimum) that I am recommended to not work and remain on bed rest. And I'm already ready to start making my dog clothes, because I'm SO fucking bored.
Anyone have any suggestions to pass the time?
Oh - and also - I took a cue from my friend Matt and also my friend Allan out in SF...So it's not that long yet, but hey, it's a start... and so convenient with pneumonia and all? I love it how a master plan comes together!
My Stats:
Your Quit Date is: 10/2/2006 7:00:00 AM
Time Smoke-Free: 13 hours, 44 minutes and 7 seconds
Cigarettes NOT smoked: 4
Lifetime Saved: a bit
Money Saved: $0.70
Well, this is just a hypothesis, as I am NOT a trained medical professional, but...
When I am running a stress marathon (meaning, a long distance of abnormally high stress), I typically get sick when it is over or very close to being over. My body is tired, my mind is tired and it all just sort of gives up for a bit.
So it happened today... I developed a cough on Friday. Had it Saturday. Got worse last night. MUCH worse today. Left work early to go to the Dr, took some chest x-rays, and low and behold, I am told I have pneumonia.
How much does that suck? I'm only four hours into about 3 more days (at a minimum) that I am recommended to not work and remain on bed rest. And I'm already ready to start making my dog clothes, because I'm SO fucking bored.
Anyone have any suggestions to pass the time?
Oh - and also - I took a cue from my friend Matt and also my friend Allan out in SF...So it's not that long yet, but hey, it's a start... and so convenient with pneumonia and all? I love it how a master plan comes together!
My Stats:
Your Quit Date is: 10/2/2006 7:00:00 AM
Time Smoke-Free: 13 hours, 44 minutes and 7 seconds
Cigarettes NOT smoked: 4
Lifetime Saved: a bit
Money Saved: $0.70
posted by Gina Bruce at 19:35
2 Comments:
Poor baby. You need to watch lots and lots of porn. The only way to cure this sickness is to exorcise the evil from within. You'll need an extra box of tissues, but hey, they're cheap.
I hope you feel better soon. Maybe the Rev. Mofo Brown can make you some chicken noodle soup...
As always,
Aunt Phetamine
Yes, Honey Rev Brown would fly out and make you chicken noodle soup and chicken and dumplings and many other great healthy foods.
And well just so you know, Aunt P's idea of clearing your lungs through ejaculation doesn't really work, he has tried it.
Wish I was there to help you feel better. Take care and kudos to you for quiting the tobacco.
Kisses,
Rev Brown
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