on the red carpet

Just some observations from the red carpet coverage of the Golden Globes last evening. I was put their pics next to my comments, but I can't seem to figure out how to make it work because I'm an idiot. I may have to rip them from my Tivo - b/c stock photos don't do them proper justice.

Your Hosts on E!:
Ryan Seacrest = gay host

Isaac Mizrahi = super humanly gay co-host, but GREAT off-color comments/questions. His predominant theme was asking people their underwear choice for the evening!

Debbie Matenopoulos = Useless add-on host w/ Seacrest.

Some of the stars:

Alannis Morrisette = hot blonde!

Jessica Alba = slutty

Kevin Breakfastmeat = scary

Mariah Carey = sweaty cleavage

Scarlett Johansson = boobs fondled by Isaac

Peter Falk = senile

Johnny Depp = greasy