The O Prah-er

Our Oprah, who art in Chi-town, hallowed be thy fame,
Thy Empire come, thy wigs be done,
on network television as it is in syndication.
Give us your Favorite Things,
And forgive us who do not Tivo you,
as we forgive you for Steadman.
Lead us not into A Million Little Lies,
but deliver us from Hermes.
For thine is the ego, the Harpo and the book club,
Girlfriend!!!!!!!

Credit: Gina Bruce