The Power of the Scalpel!

here is C-top in days-gone-by:
















and here he is today - I guess if Ashlee Simpson is possible, then anything is:

























YES! Him with the first FrankenHooker of Cuntry Musique... REEBER.


But doesn't he actually resemble this in the face?


















Ok - think it's too far a reach? Think again:













Now explain this...






where'd that bod come from?
Hellooooooooo...Little Orphan TrannyAmerica, don't call us. We'll call you.

I'm sorry - this is f'ing CREEPY.