Gina's Top Five Cunts

#1 Anne Coulter, extreme right-wing SuperCunt

If you happened to have missed her eviscerating 9/11 Widows as witches and harpies, click here


The cuntiest of the cuntiest.







#2 Oprah, extremely Jesus-complex MediaCunt

She is satan, in human form, on earth.
Dr. Phil carries the demon seed.
They will procreate and give birth to the Anti-Christ.

FYI - this child will be the only time she puts anyone besides herself on the cover of O-Cunt Magazine.






#3 Tom Cruise, extremely annoying Intergalactic Cunt

Yes, he's a man. So how, may you ask, can I call him a cunt in good faith?
1. he thinks he's an alien
2. who other than a cunt can smile like that?




#4 Star Jones, extremely talentless ex-Fatty Cunt

Yes, I know she's much more frightening now. I think she sucks so hard that I had to post a picture of her when she was morbidly obese.

#5 Ashlee Simpson, extremely talentless C-list Cunt

Yes, I went for the obvious - C-list = Cunt-List.

Her nose is smaller because she lost some of it in daddy Joe's asshole - trying to brown nose to gain his love and approval, since he so clearly loves Jessica more.