beef...
No - not the kind you're thinking. The title of this post is as in "I have beef"... with this video.
Sure - I get the whole "I'm breaking OUT of porn into something more legitimate".
Sure - I get the whole "I have talents other than power-fucking 8 gaping bottom sluts".
But do I have to applaud you just because we are both gay when you put mindless, artless crap like this out there? UGH. He has a decent voice, but the song is unintelligibly simplistic, the lyrics are too "wordy", and for about 20-30% of the song he is singing very noticeably out of tune. WTF? Didn't you mix this in a studio before releasing it? If they could zip Madonna up 4-5 keys for Vogue some 15 or so years ago (and they did!), can't they course-correct some pitch wobbles here and there in today's electronic world?
And don't even get me started on:
1. the really god-awful editing
2. who the fuck is the random dude who magically appears in the alley?
Sure - I get the whole "I'm breaking OUT of porn into something more legitimate".
Sure - I get the whole "I have talents other than power-fucking 8 gaping bottom sluts".
But do I have to applaud you just because we are both gay when you put mindless, artless crap like this out there? UGH. He has a decent voice, but the song is unintelligibly simplistic, the lyrics are too "wordy", and for about 20-30% of the song he is singing very noticeably out of tune. WTF? Didn't you mix this in a studio before releasing it? If they could zip Madonna up 4-5 keys for Vogue some 15 or so years ago (and they did!), can't they course-correct some pitch wobbles here and there in today's electronic world?
And don't even get me started on:
1. the really god-awful editing
2. who the fuck is the random dude who magically appears in the alley?
Labels: youtube
posted by Gina Bruce at 20:30
6 Comments:
Hehe. Yeah, he should stay in porn.
What's wrong with his hand?
... and do we dare mention the hand-clapping-masquerading-as-dancing?
and you also have to LOVE IT that when his costume changes to the tshirt that it is in varying degrees of distress, sometimes exposing his hairy muscular titty on the right. but only every so often.
TITALLATING!
this scares me more than the giant squid thingy.
I could NOT watch it all. UGH.
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