Yo No Trabajo

pero yo quiero que trabajar...

No - I didn't lose my job. THANK SOMEONE!?!?

But I want a new one - badly. I'm trying to work the recruiting agency network in the city and I have to tell you... By and large, most SUCK MY BALLS - and not in a pleasant way.

Do you know anyone who is a C-suite executive or Managing Director or SVP (a bigwig in their own right) who needs a smart, funny and slightly tattooed Executive Assistant? If so, then Gina Bruce is their gal.

I will warn you - I'm pricey. But, like Loreal, I'm worth it. Was it Loreal? I dunno. Fuck it - all I know is

a bitch 'gotta get paid