Tuesday, July 31, 2007

umm...yeah. Not really surprising.

You Are 43% Pure

You're not so innocent... in fact, you're quite unpure.
You have seen and experienced a lot. And you're no worse for the wear!


Monday, July 30, 2007

beef...

No - not the kind you're thinking. The title of this post is as in "I have beef"... with this video.

Sure - I get the whole "I'm breaking OUT of porn into something more legitimate".
Sure - I get the whole "I have talents other than power-fucking 8 gaping bottom sluts".

But do I have to applaud you just because we are both gay when you put mindless, artless crap like this out there? UGH. He has a decent voice, but the song is unintelligibly simplistic, the lyrics are too "wordy", and for about 20-30% of the song he is singing very noticeably out of tune. WTF? Didn't you mix this in a studio before releasing it? If they could zip Madonna up 4-5 keys for Vogue some 15 or so years ago (and they did!), can't they course-correct some pitch wobbles here and there in today's electronic world?

And don't even get me started on:
1. the really god-awful editing
2. who the fuck is the random dude who magically appears in the alley?

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manage your duckets

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping , you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is currently recovering in a private room at Davies Hospital.


Saturday, July 28, 2007

shoppin'

Starting my bike search for ALC7 y'all. Start saving your pocket change to sponsor me!!!


Friday, July 27, 2007

Crowded up in this bitch

The F(uck me on) Market is oddly crowded for a Friday!


Thursday, July 26, 2007

BBCS Vol 2 / Epi 17



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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

BBCS Vol 2 / Epi 16


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BBCS Vol 2 / Epi 15


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oh shit.



Monday, July 23, 2007

BBCS Vol 2 / Epi 14





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Friday, July 20, 2007

BBCS Vol 2 / Epi 13


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Thursday, July 19, 2007

BBCS Vol 2 / Epi 12




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Monday, July 16, 2007

Design on Someone Else's Dime

So I had a store credit at Room & Board from when my couch was so severely delayed/etc. way back in Nov-Feb timeframe. Then Bunky gave me an R&B gift card for my birthday. Well I finally went and spent it this weekend with my Mom and Big Sir in tow - so it was fun to buy myself something for free. Even better when I got a floor model with very minor flaws for 20% off!

It looks awesome and is on a dimmer - tres chic!



Then since moving to SF, I've become more interested in photography. And I have had not a stitch of ANYTHING on my walls since moving in. While at R&B, I bought three basic black frames, complete with mats. I had a series of close ups I took in some lime trees at our most recent Palm Springs rental house (former home of Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis, btw!), so I had Walgreens print 'em up and hung them last night in my kitchen. If I'm not careful, my home will soon look like a bona fide adult with some semblance of good taste lives there!!




Now if I could just get Charlie to get interested in re-decorating her little boudoir.





"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
-Gandhi

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Sara Bareilles in San Francisco - Gravity

OMFG - this is so incredible.



Friday, July 13, 2007

Happy Friday the 13th, Bitches

and remember....



being recognized

So my big gigantic employer recently awarded all 40K+ US employees with 4 extra days of personal time off in appreciation for good performance in our most recently closed fiscal year. YAY US!

They asked us to submit photos of what we did with our extra time off - so I submitted a few photos from my ALC6 experience and they chose one... see below!
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
-Gandhi

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Thursday, July 12, 2007

BBCS Vol 2 / Epi 11


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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

absolutely...just keep it off my face.

THIS IS NSFW - Watch with headphones!!!



Monday, July 09, 2007

because it's your problem, not theirs...



BBCS Vol 2 / Epi 10

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Saturday, July 07, 2007

great gift idea for your friend's child

If you have a niece or nephew (or the kid of a friend), maybe you should consider giving them this as a present....




"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
-Gandhi

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Thursday, July 05, 2007

BBCS Vol 2 / Epi 9






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BBCS Vol 2 / Epi 8


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late to the busstop

but then again - what's new?


Ok - I JUST saw this. Yeah, I'm sure everyone else and their goddamned grandmother have already seen it... but it was fun.

Can I be Yook Sin Lee in that scene where her husband is boning her in the opening? He's yummy and has a really nice piece. Too bad she couldn't get her piche off...


"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
-Gandhi

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Wednesday, July 04, 2007

happy 4th bitches

Pacifica, only 15 mins out of SF proper. Niiiiiiiiice.


Happy 4th, Bitches


Fun at Pacifica - just off Highway 1, about 20 minutes south of San Fran... We drank beer on the beach and watched the sun set. Simple. Fun.

I dunno what's up with him. What I DO know: He's nice. He's fun. He's goofy. He's cute. We'll see... :)

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
-Gandhi

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Tuesday, July 03, 2007

112 y'all

Bitches, it is HOT up in here.

112 at 6:3o pm PDT in Palm Springs.


"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
-Gandhi

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