Monday, July 31, 2006

mamma, mamma I'm comin' home...

Hey Bitches -

I've been out on the West Coast, cold-kickin it with mi hermana. I'm back on the right Coast tomorrow, with Part 3 of the Muscle Love Story all queued up and ready to rock.

Thank GOD Donny is back in the house finally as well. We may need to either:

A) coordinate vacays so not all are out at once or so no serious draught,

or,

B) all take a vacay together of debaucherous proportions


Later, Sexies
XOXOXO
GB


Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Eleven (Part 2)

previously, on BBCS...

and now, we return to BBCS, Episode Eleven, Part 2...


Do you have any ideas? Comment!



Tuesday, July 25, 2006

WWWWHW


who? Matt

what? a blog

when? do I have to tell you everything?

where? http://txaggie713.blogspot.com/ (<-- link)

how? the internet, honey, the internet

why? posts like this (<-- link)




afternoon math













Monday, July 24, 2006

Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Twenty-Four



Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Twenty-Three



Saturday, July 22, 2006

I'm going to sell you a secret



Friday, July 21, 2006

Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Twenty-Two



Thursday, July 20, 2006

A Muscle Love Story, Part 2



Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Twenty-One



Judy!

So my friend IM'd me today and said "tell me a joke so I can calm my nerves before I go interview someone":


Paris Hilton is a talented actress and singer.


Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Twenty



I run this shit



Tuesday, July 18, 2006

A Muscle Love Story, Part 1



Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Nineteen



Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Eighteen



Monday, July 17, 2006

Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Seventeen



Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Sixteen



Friday, July 14, 2006

Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Fifteen



Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Fourteen



Thursday, July 13, 2006

wearable pride


doesn't everyone?
oh... wait, we are one country, under Bush.



Speaking of bush, or as me and some of my friends call it, "pushy" (careful, I'll start making you all use it, just like "Judy"!), I have a friend and lesbian who loves homos. So much so, that sh
e and her GF started their own company:








And basically, in a nutshell, the following (in their words, but, have to admit, LOVES IT!) describes it pretty darned accurately:







So look - visit their site. Buy a shirt. Patronize our sisters.

MAKE A BITCH PROUD!
[gina's note: this is not a paid advertisement]


Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Designer Dish: Libretti

hmmmm. mmmm, yeah.

And so I have a few questions:

- a former toker or carries a constant buzz?
- what psychotropic drugs is he on? (prescribed or non-prescribed, I'm not picky)

[gina's note: I'm not dissing the 420 crowd or gals on psychotropics. No harm, no foul, bitches. Love to ALL! (except this crazy mofo)]


do you love it?

Back in May, in an effort to encourage readers to comment on their posts, I devoted an entire post on how to post your comments (<-- link). Not that you have to comment on every post, but I recently changed the design template, so now the word "comment" doesn't even appear, so maybe I'm going to change it back.

It now says "# bitches love it" at the very bottom of every post. If it is "0" then no one has commented. If it says "2" then two bitches have commented.







So read the post about comments (<-- link) , and have your say!


keep me in stitches, bitches



Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Thirteen



Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Twelve



Saturday, July 08, 2006

Shout-Out to Gina, Bitches!


Nice try, #4 (<-- link). I expected something like this
from you, but it won't get you off the list.

OWN IT. WORK IT.


Friday, July 07, 2006

Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Eleven



Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Ten



Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Nine



Thursday, July 06, 2006

And now for something pretty useless...


Hey Bitches -

When I first started my blog, I attempted to create a new buzzword. Me and my brother talk almost daily, and when he or I fuck up the pronunciation of a word, that then becomes the new pronunciation of that word, with almost 100% consistency, for pretty much the rest of time as we know it. This situation also occurs with Lizbian C, my #1 lezbot. So one day I was IM'ing and rambling on about something and meant to type "just kidding!" - but it came out "Judy!"

So now, Sexy, whenever you are joking around and wanna say "just kidding" or "just joking" or the super-gay/super-6th grade with pigtails "j/k" - do a bitch proud and use "Judy!" instead.

If "totes" and "peppered" can be evangelized, then certainly this can too.

Let's give an example:


I think Perez Hilton is a fat, obnoxious turd... Judy!

Only I'm not really
Judy!

I'm totes cereal...how peppered is that?

do you love it?


Wednesday, July 05, 2006

And now for something pretty


LOOK HERE (<-- link)




Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Eight




Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Seven



Beach Bar Caption Series, Episode Six



Like its ya berfday!



Monday, July 03, 2006

Quien es...

...esta chucha?

My girl, StackACookies, that's who!



Sunday, July 02, 2006

I'm gettin' shady