Thursday, March 30, 2006

even beauty comes at a price...

and the tag on this package says "rap sheet"


The Lullaby of Chucklet

Hush little Charlie, don't you cry,
I'm gonna make a hot tamale pie.
And if that hot tamale pie don't cook,
I'm gonna buy you a new date book.
And if that new date book don't help,
You can give me a big fat yelp.
And if that fat yelp I don't hear,
I'm gonna open up a case of beer.
And if that beer don't make me crunk,
I'll stuff Barney in a steamer trunk.
And if that steamer trunk don't fit,
I'll make up a bowl of cheesey grits.
And if those grits don't satisfy,
Then you can munch on my tamale pie.


I love you Chucklet.














(a.k.a. Sally Mander, BT, BG, Chuck, Charlie Rose)



Thursday, March 16, 2006

new tattoo artist

so I'm on the hunt for a local ink guru to give me my 3/4 sleeve... and I was thinking I might go back to NY Adorned. I certainly have no beef with them. They are good and fun. But I like to try new peeps. I have 4 tatts now, from 4 different artists, in a total of three different cities. So why not keep expanding?

So I think I may have found him: David Sena, currently at Rising Dragon Tattoo.

You gotta dig around and look at the Poseidon and Oceanic body suit David did. The back work is amazing! I can't even imagine the total number of hours or dollars that guy invested in that work.


Friday, March 10, 2006

you can't make this shit up

One of my favorite little funny things in life is to read restaurant menus in English, but written by people for whom English is clearly a second language.

Look what the local cafe by work was selling today for lunch on the hot eye-talian bar:





Crap Cakes, y'all.

YUM!


Wednesday, March 01, 2006

how observant are you?

my brother is - that's one of his great qualities. he's also sick in the head, as am I.

did anyone else notice (if anyone even reads this damned thing) that one of our newly minted characters, Nauti Puss, also possesses a sort of poitrine de pistolet?

what are these?















[gina's note: i've just made a major character backstory decision on Nauti Puss. she is french. poitrine de pistolets = french for pistol titties. not to worry, Pistol Titties is still Pistol Titties... born and raised in Texas, USA]